Friday, November 30, 2007

Baby Trap!

Socialite/party girl Paris Hilton wants a baby!!!

Yup, that's right she wants a baby, why?, because her BFF Nicole Ritchie is pregnant.

Paris said:

"Nic and I've been playing together since we were two. I want a baby so that our babies can play together."

(Well that's the only reason to ever have a baby Paris, cos your friend has one).

Watch out boy's It's not your cash she's after for certain.

And let's hope Paris and Nicole don't fall out again, as she might want to give the baby back!

Posh Charity!

Victoria Beckham is to pose naked for Elite designer Marc Jacobs.

Marc sprung the surprise on posh, when she agreed to be the face of Marc Jacobs, for the fall of 2008 collection.

Naomi Campbell, Julianne Moore, and Dita Von Teese have all had the honours of stripping off for his T-shirts in 2006.

They raised £30,000 for a skin cancer charity, Marc feels that Victoria would help make alot more for the charity.

The T-Shirts are to sell for Ten pounds each, in the Marc Jacobs store's.

I must confess I love Victoria Beckham, she is mental, and not this morbid character that people think when the papp's are out!.

Legend Knievel Dies!


The motorbike stunt legend, that is evil knievel has sadly died aged only 69.

His health had been failing for years! he suffered from diabetes and idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis, an incurable disease that scarred his lungs.

His death was confirmed by his granddaughter Krysten Knievel.

In May 2006 interview with The Associated Press, he said:

"No king or prince has lived a better life, You're looking at a guy who's really done it all. And there are things I wish I had done better, not only for me but for the ones I loved."

A true man amongst men! R.I.P darling, now you can ride your cloud.

Spice Tour Sure?

A little snippet of our very own Spice Girls while rehearsing for their up and coming tour! well kind of.

We have a few Lalalalalala's with a backing track, hmmmmmmm.

I'm slightly worried about Victoria Beckham, (no, not because she's eccentric,and crazier than a shit house rat). Because she is looking skinnier than EVER!!!

And where have her fake breasts gone??

Mel C, told the camera's very serious manner,

"we wanted to put on the greatest show by a pop band ever seen, and that's what we have done"
(let's hope so Mel, you seem terribly sure).

Make me Over!

Britney Spears already has footage for her new track "Piece of me" and we can't wait to see it. (MTV will release it January).

Brit is running a competition, to see if her fans can do better than the video she has already made.

Brit Brit is teaming with MTV for a new contestant show named "Britney Spears Wants a Piece of You."

This Monday MTV will make footage available of Britney's past red carpet events and video appearances, they then want you, the fans to remix it. It must be no longer than 3.34 or shorter.

Submissions are due December 14th. MTV, Jive Records and Spears will determine a winner, which will be shown on TRL on December 20Th

Show the world what you got kids!.

Bottoms up!

Guess who? Mrs Andre written on her ass is a dead giveaway!.

Yup, it's Glamour model/Author/Chat show host, Jordan aka Katie Price.

Jordan was her usual demure self, while out and about on Thursday in London.

Remember there is no such thing as bad publicity.

And if you can show your ass in the process, then it's even better, right?

Boiler Room!

News just in:

Jorge Von Hamster the third has made Fortune front cover!. He is the 1st ever hamster to grace it's cover.

Entrepreneur Jorge, made his first Million when he turned one, in the real estate market.

He then ventured, into the stock market, where he met his wife, stockbroker, Pineapple Peleshok-Von Hamster the third.

It was said to be love at first site, they formed an impenetrable team, going from strength to strength.

There they formed Von-Ham Elite Trading Exchange, based in the heart of London, which is now marked to be one of the worlds fastest growing companies.

Jorge told our reporters:

"And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can't. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that's it, I'm done".

"They say money can't buy happiness? Look at the fucking smile on my face. Ear to ear, baby"

Jorge is reported to be worth 30 Billion, He said he owes it all to his wife Pineapple.

Keep Rockin it out! Jorge and Pineapple, your an inspiration.

Twin Crime?

Gary Dourdan from CBS show "CSI, Crime scene investigation" has a twin it would seem, Demitris Hirsch, and he's a naughty boy he was arrested yesterday Lafayette, L.A. (He's not really his twin, just spooky that he looks so like him).

He was charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. (Oh! he sounds nice, kinda guy you'd take home to mom)

Judging by the pics is he a friend of Whitney Houston? You know "Crack is Whack" and all.

He is still in police custody, bail is set at three thousand dollars, (wonder if he smoked all his cash?, unless it's just that he ran out of anti-wrinkle cream).

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Live Spice!

The only singer in the girl group, the Spice Girls that can actually sing, Mel C, aka sporty spice!, will be performing an acoustic set in L.A on December 6th.

Tickets are 20 dollars in advance or 25 dollars on the door, (a huge difference from the cost of a Spice Girl ticket, and they ain't even live).

For further information click here

Wiggin Out!

Just when you thought there was no way in hell, that things would get worse for Britney Spears. (But as certain as a cheap tart contracts Syphilis, it has).

According to US Magazine Brit, Shortly before 1 a.m. on November 18, Britney Spears entered the X-rated Hustler Store in West Hollywood.

Spears loaded up on naughty skivvies and headed to the fitting rooms. But store employees

“told her they don’t allow people to try on underwear,”
a source at the scene says.
“She was really upset.”
(Hey least she was gonna wear some).

Adds the source:
“She looked out of it. There was nothing going on behind her eyes.”
(except the mouse running in his wheel).

At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boy shorts, with Barely Legal stitched across the rear end, in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on. (Transfixed I'll bet, like a deer in headlights).

An eyewitness tells Us,
“The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn't’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”
(No it wasn't, a child would beat you down, and take your sweets).

Spears’ tantrum only continued.
“The staff told her she had to pay, and she rolled her eyes, but paid with a credit card,”
the source tells Us. As payback,
“on her way out, she went up to a mannequin, snatched the wig off the head, and stole it!”
(What you don't understand, is the mannequin didn't think the wig did it any justice!, and Brit was helping out, it was a pillage of fashion).

We will keep you posted, and let you know how therapy, for the mannequin is going.

Baby Love!

Well, we new this was coming, first there was the missing panties, and now this!.

I guess being photographed without your draws, was just a build up?.

But seriously Christina Aguilera posed here for Marie Clare, is due to give birth in January 2008, she looked positively radiant, I have read reports that she looks like trash!, (Huh?).

She looks wonderful, she is a young woman who is proud to be pregnant, and if you don't like it super glue your lids shut.


Actress Jennifer love-Hewitt, had some sneaky photo editing procedure to her latest ad campaign for Hanes clothing store.

Jen carries a little more weight these days, and so what, she still looks great.

She was recently engaged to fiance, scottish actor Ross McCall, (and is happier than a mouse, with huge block of Stilton).

Good luck with the wedding Jen, can we come?.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Baby One More Time?

Britney spears will be allowed to spend Christmas with her two children, a judge has ruled in L.A, (Great just what she needed)

Britney just can't seem to get a break at the minute, so things could be looking up for the troubled pop star....

sources say that Britney is pregnant with her third child. (oh! Brit)

Britney's on off lover music producer J.R Rotem allegedly reported the news, to a reporter for InTouch Magazine: "it's true"

I am really worried about Britney, she is hounded by papp's everyday, (and when I say hounded, I mean they are on her like feathers on tar) and I feel she is looking for love in all the wrong places.

As we have said before Brit if you want a cuddle, we give great one's.

Happy Birthday Angel!

Today would have been the celebrated 40th birthday of Model Anna Nicole-Smith.

Sadly Anna passed away on February 8, 2007, leaving behind a baby daughter Dannielynn, who now lives with her father Larry Birkhead.

Anna's son passed away on the 10th of September 2006, after a suspected accidental drugs overdose, thus leaving Anna distraught.

We know you have your wings Anna, I'm sure you make a beautiful angel.

R.I.P sweetie

Peek-a-boo Beckham!

Spice Girl/Fashion Guru Victoria Beckham has been asked by elite designer Marc Jacobs, to model his peekaboo spring collection.

A source said:

"He asked her to star in his spring/summer 2008 ad campaign."

"She was over the moon."

Well least you can model, you don't need to mime for that, just don't eat! (Ah! that's right sweetie, you don't)

We love you really Vic.

Smooth Operator!

Is it just us! or is Actor Christian Slater looking rather uncreased?.

Christian showed up at the London Awards Show, Monday looking like he had just ironed his skin. (Smoother than a babies bottom)

He's got an almost alien feel to him, what do you think?

Don't get me wrong I'm not adverse to a little surgery, but looking like a waxwork isn't a good look, is it?.

Mad-on-her Sheep!

Madonna! what a complete twat! you are.

The self professed queen of pop, is now the queen of, oh! "what a total monkey turd I am".

For a recent photo-shoot she had an epiphany! let's dye the sheep different colours (huh? why? for what reason?)

The RSPCA are pissed, and quiet rightly so, a spokesman said:

"Why is it necessary and what are they trying to prove? It is an irresponsible publicity stunt."
(well sure it is, that's who Madonna is, the only person she loves is herself)

The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals spokesman said:

"We would really question the need to do it. It really does send out the wrong message about how to use animals. Animals used in this sort of publicity stunt can lead to copycats. Even if the dye used in this instance is safe for the animals, other people might copy it with a dye that isn’t safe."

Dye yourself different colours Madonna, you can be as fake as your 'English Accent', the stupid gap you had put in your grill, oh and let's not forget the surgery that you say you never had. (Yeah right! hey look a flying pig).

Smile Though Your Draws are Aching!

Ooh! Reports are suggesting that Beauty Pageant Queen Ingrid Marie Rivera, Miss Puerto Rico, pepper sprayed clothes and make-up, were a fabrication!. (Hmmmm?)

An NBC News report suggests that local authorities are looking into a bogus claim by the beauty queen hottie.

They feel that she could push through the pain far to easily, and finish interviews without crying. (Yeah and your point is?)

Obviously whoever is investigating has no idea how tough these broads are, they don't care about the pain when it comes to an interview or coveted crown.

Trust me these chicks would dance on hot lava, and still smile as long as they win.

Remember they swim with sharks everyday, (metaphorically speaking)

I'll keep you posted as to what they find out!, but until I do I'll just eat my sandwich and wonder.

No Brake for Brit!

Can Britney Spears get a break?.

Poor Brit had only just hired a driver, and like a bat out of hell, he's outta there.

The driver resigned, stating that being Brit's driver was a "liability" (Ya think!).

It must have something to do with the papp's always trying to body surf on Brit's car, (those pesky little buggers).

The saying "Don't judge me, until you walk a day in my shoes" springs to mind.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

You Wanna Piece of me ?

Britney Spears is due to shoot her new video for her track 'Piece of me' at top restaurant/bar Social Hollywood.

Brit is reported to be starting the shoot at, 12 noon until 2pm, as reports suggest she has a scheduled visit with her children, however as of yet Brit hasn't turned up at the shoot. (Perhaps she went with her children and will turn up later)

I do hope the video will contain more than 2 hours shoot Brit?.

We are rooting for you Brit, come on girl make this video rock!.

I have been watching the live streaming on TMZ, all I have spotted thus far is a cop, perched up against his bike!. (maybe he's gonna dance for us?.)

Restricted Access!

As demure as always, socialite and notorious party girl Paris Hilton seen here in L.A this week, flashing her gusset!.

Hey at least she's got her draws on.

This must be like wearing a chastity belt to Paris.

Rocked Out!

Sweet begeezus! what happened to sexy rock chick stunna Nicole Appleton?

Nicole a Singer from girl group the All Saints, has really changed and not for the better I'm sad to say.

Oh! darling say it's all just a nasty dream?.

Legs a-kim-bo!

Sex tape regular Kim Kardashian, mysteriously lost yet another vid? !

Apparently!, and I can't stress this enough, apparently Kim checked 50 thousand dollars worth of jewellery, her laptop and digi cam into the Strong hold of the plane. (yup 50 grand of jewels, laptop, and digi cam, can anyone else smell what I can?).

Anyhow when she arrived at JFK airport, Apparently someone had stolen the said items.

I ask you who checks in 50 grand worth of jewels and a laptop? (I fly alot and I always take mine into the cabin).

As rumour has it the cam has another sex session on it. (Can this girl never have sex off cam?)

Is this an OCD? (Obsessive compulsive disorder)

Or is she a lying publicity whore?.

Pete's Shambles!

Rocker Pete Doherty front man of Babyshambles is headed for another fall, and the shocker!, it's not drugs. (The hell you say).

Pete's record company is enraged, over the clandestine recording of Pete's solo album. (Oops!)

And it stands a good chance of being blocked by his label. (As certain as a hookers panties falling I would say).

We will keep you posted peeps.

Dead Lines!

It looking increasingly more likely, that the Spice Girls come back will be more like a raging volcano that was about to blow, though it just fizzled out with a little puff of smoke.

Despite the first date of the London tour selling out in a record 38 seconds, the rest of the sales have dwindled considerably.

Tickets are being sold for a third of the cost, it looked like sales were doing well but reports suggest that it was internet ticket touts trying to make a bundle.

To add insult to injury, there new track "Headlines" didn't even make it into the top ten. (Yup, no surprise there).

And is the worst selling children in need song EVER!!!. (Bummer)

It had been reported previously that the girls wanted this comeback to make them richer, if only they hadn't been thinking of greed, and more about talent, like successful come back boys Take That they may have stood a chance.

Monday, November 26, 2007

Hive got the Pepper!

Stunning Beauty queen, Ingrid Marie Rivera, Miss Puerto Rico 2008, had her evening gown and make-up laced with pepper spray, before she graced the stage on Sunday.

Ingrid beat 29 other suspects, (I'm sorry contestants) to become the island's 2008 Miss Universe.

All the while the Beauty Queen stood composed and graceful to the end!, while her whole body was swelling and on fire.

Once leaving the stage she had to strip and apply ice packs, followed by breaking out in hives simultaneously. (And people think living in the hood is dangerous).

A source said:

"We thought at first it was an allergic reaction, or maybe nerves," Rosario said. "But the second time, we knew it couldn't have been a coincidence."

Her clothes and make-up were later tested and found that they had indeed been laced with pepper spray, and yet she still won.

Ingrid's bag had also been stolen, the contents were two gowns, credit cards, and make-up.

There had also been a bomb threat on Thursday.

Thugs ain't got nothing on these biotches, they would steal your grandma ,if they thought they could win a pageant! and ram ants into her knickers.

The incident is under investigation.


Elite Footballer/Sex God David Beckham appeared on ITV's This Morning on Monday, no big deal you might say.

However Loud Mouth kiddy hater Perez Hilton, has spun Beckhams words, telling his readers Beckham thinks U.S Soccer sucks!. (Well, you can't expect anything else from someone that has a breath that comes straight from Satan's bottom, hence having to speak out of his jacksy constantly, just so he has something to write about).

Beckham said no such thing, he didn't disrespect U.S Football whatsoever.

Perez who moved your rock? Now be a good boy and take your head out of your ass, there's a good chap.

For the actual transcript:


So we all know you are in L.A at the moment, how is football different out there?


I think everyone knows that the level of football is definitely different, it is different to La Liga in Spain and different to the Premiership in Spain but there is a lot of potential out there. I wouldn’t want to be going in to something that I didn’t see potential, I am honoured to be given a chance to go out there and play out there and be ambassador of the MLS and I am enjoying it, I am enjoying being part of that and the whole experience of it because everyone is so passionate out there. It is like similar to our country with sport, everyone is passionate about sport and it is unfortunate that they are passionate about every other sport out there apart from soccer. But since I have been there the interest is there, that is why it has been successful since I arrived, you know we played in New York and normally they get 11,000 fans and we got 68,000 so every stadium that we have played in has sold out, so the interest is in there in the country. And the interesting thing is that the place where we train is called The Carson and it is quite a rough part of L.A and two guys came up to me the other day they were both 6 ft 8 and 6 ft 9 and they came up to me and I thought, ‘What are they going to say to me?’ and they shook my hand and they said to me, ‘Do you know what, we have never been to a soccer match before but we are coming to see you on Saturday.’ Do you know what, that is what you want to hear and the reaction you want.

Your such a bullshitter Perez.

Jones V Bones!

Liz Jones of the Daily Mail has ripped into anorexic droid Stylist Rachel Zoe.

Zoe famous for making her own personal army of Zoe-bots, (Zoe-bot is another word for an anorexic celebrity, Oops I mean a celebrity that eats all the time, they just have a mysterious metabolism that started to work on overdrive since they worked with Zoe).

Former clients included Demi Moore, Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightley, Mischa Barton and Jennifer Garner, better not forget super skinny Nicole Ritchie.

For full story click here.

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Queen of Tarts?

The following email was sent to Perez Hilton

"Hello Perez"

My name is Tiffany Dupont from the movie Queen Esther.

I want to let you know a little secret that I don’t care to keep anymore. I actually slept with Tom Cruise and George Clooney.

I had sex with both of them this past year. The way I did it was that I actually offered myself to them when I got a chance to meet them hoping that would boost my acting career.

If you want to contact them you can, but like most Hollywood actors they’ll all deny it. I’ve done other shows like the Bedford Diaries and such. If you want to contact me my number and address is XXXXX

Tiffany Dupont

"God Bless"

If this email is to be believed, and that it came from Tiffany Dupont herself, Well what can you say other than what a pathetic publicity whore (never heard of talent darling?).

And what kind of a woman would sleep with a man that was already taken? Dirty Dirty Dirty!!!!. (A low down SLAPPER! that's who).

Tom Cruise and George Clooney, You Suck! if it's true of course, (sorry George, but we don't do cheaters).

It's a ho down!

My word! have you seen actress's Keira Knightly and Sienna Miller of late?.

I'm not sure what the theme was going to be on this evening out for the girls, or whether they figured they would be snapped by the papp's.

But damn! Keira looks like she is wearing a table cover from Aunt Sally's Hick restaurant, and Sienna had just robbed an 80 year old woman's washing line.

All we need now are the cast of "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and were cooking!.

Green Goddess!

Singer/momma to be Christina Aguilera, looks radiant and the epitome of health, at 6 months pregnant.

However Jordan Bratman Christina's hubby feels Christina needs to slow down, and take some time to kick back, with her bump.

A source said:

"Jordan was hoping Christina would give herself time to just chill out, but her daily business appointments and meetings are endless. Christina does not plan on slowing down just because she is pregnant. Like any pregnant woman she does get tired, but she has told friends she intends to keep going right up until the birth."

Well Jordan as long as Christina feels she can deal with the busy schedule, let her carry on darling, pregnancy isn't an illness, she's a smart lady, if she were under the impression she was hurting the baby I am sure she would slow down.

You Raise me up!

X Factor contender, and bookies favorite to win, Rydian Roberts, is going strong in the competition.

Not a surprise considering, he is the only contestant with star quality.

He is seen here singing "you raise me up" brings a tear to the eye *sniffle sniffle*

You know when youv'e Been Tango'd!

Aww bless her, Actress and notorious partier Lindsay Lohan, has another addiction so it would seem. (In fact, it's a dead certainty she does).

Lindsay has a rather torid affair, with none other than her fake tan!, (Well can't get you pregnant can it).

I feel someone needs to tell her about her tash though, and that fact that she looks like she has been TANGO'D. (English phrase for Orange).

Hope your not Leading!

X Factor contestants Hope, have caused a ruckus this week in the studio.

The girls have a volatile relationship with each other, or so it would appear, it seems tension is on optimum levels, as Phoebe Brown is getting all the lead vocals.

An inside source said:

"Some of the band have nicknamed themselves Phoebe and the Woo Woo Girls, because they just make noises in the background.

"At one point, Charlie even stormed out of vocal rehearsals."

They have also sacked the stylist's. (How do you sack someone that you haven't hired?).

Ah! the sweet, sweet smell of a prima-donna, it's like Diana Ross and the supreme's all over again!.

Put the claws away ladies, you have to win the competition first, before you throw the teddy out of your cot!.

And you need copious amounts of talent and charisma to pull off diva-status, You ain't got that kids, but you could try Butlins.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Foot Rap!

Music Mogul P.Diddy aka Sean Coombs is recuperating after mystery foot surgery!.

It would seem no one wants to talk about what the hot stepper actually has done.(maybe he has his foot in his mouth, and can't speak!).

His people said:

"He had routine foot surgery, but I'm not getting into specifics. He's on the mend."

Ooooooooooh! it would seem whatever has happened, he's keeping his tootsies under raps.

And is it just me, or in the pic posted is P.Diddy really small? or is the ash tray just massive?.

Love Kill's Slowly!

According to the Mirror Newspaper, they have exclusively revealed that Super Model Kate Moss' hubby Jamie Hince of the Kills has been cheating.

Jamie was seen in Punk Nightclub in Soho London locking lips with another blond in the early hours yesterday morning.

The blond named Louisa is a Make-up artist! (I'm not sure if shes more a make-out artist).

It was reported that the blond, had approached jamie earlier that evening. later in the evening, jamie was three sheets to the wind, an inside source told the Mirror that:

"Jamie was really tipsy and had his hands in this girl's hair as they kissed. Their snog lasted for about two minutes and it was pretty intense."

Drunk or not drunk, it's no excuse, your either a low down lying cheating rat boy, or your not!.

For full story Click here.

Christmas Bird!

Troubled Singer Amy Winehouse sobbed yesterday, when she heard the news that her true love, Blake Fielder-Civil will be having his bird in the big house this year.

The charge GBH and perverting justice following his arrest on November 9th 2007.

While Amy sat in the public gallery, Blake turned and mouthed to her "I love you", the proceedings took place at snaresbrooke crown court, (seems it's getting synonymous with celebs, since Boy George appeared there the day before, kinda like rehab).

Blake then mouthed once more "You alright?" "you o.k?" Amy replied "Yes".

Ever faithful to her man, Amy blew Blake a kiss from across the crowded court room, as he was taken away.

Blake returned to Pentonville prison, North London, he will reappear before the court on January 18 2008.

Alone at Christmas! hang in there Amy, we are all thinking of you. (stay strong girl).

Moore Desperate!

Diminutive Actress Eva Longoria, star of Desperate Housewives told Parade Magazine in a recent interview how she aspires to be just like Actress Demi Moore when she is 42!.

People wonder how you maintain your figure and skin. Are they beauty secrets or is that a matter of attitude and exercise?

Eva said:

"I think it's a combination of a lot of things. I want to look like Demi Moore when I'm 42. It's obviously emotional health. And it's obviously your physical health, but there's a lot of maintenance involved, and I'm not talking about anti-aging. I'm just talking about general health, getting your checkups and getting your blood tests and making sure you get your mammograms."

"For me, as far as skin, I'm a big advocate of facials. And I moisturize. And I read my magazines. I listen to good advice from people who really know, and I try to watch what I eat. But it's diet. It's exercise. It's maintenance. It's checkups. It's attitude. It's a lot of things. And I think you just need to be aware of what's going to work for you."

That's wonderful Eva, however Demi Moore has had copious amounts of the old plastic surgery you know, I'm wondering if you gazed upon a picture of Demi without the work, would you still want to be like her at 42?.

Beyon-ce Rainbow!

It looks like the sprites have been dressing Beyonce in this pic, do you remember them?. Little colourful furry people in rainbow effect.

Sweet begeeezus just look at the shoes, they have the style of a 4 year old's first pair of roller boots without the wheels.

Great to see there is no fur in this pic though!.

Boy Oh Boy-George!

DJ Boy George, Ex front man of 80's band Culture Club, appeared in Court at Snaresbrook Crown Court on Thursday in London.

George was charged with the count of false imprisonment of a male escort (you would think he would come willingly considering he was paid for).

George spoke only to confirm his name and date of birth. (and they say drugs wreck your memory).

He was then released from police custody on bail, on the understanding that he cannot contact the alleged victim. (he's still chained to the wall isn't he?)

He will then reappear before the crown court on the 25th February 2008.

George was surrounded by the press upon his exit and had to be escorted by six policemen to his awaiting car. (bet he wishes that he was the knight rider, and kit was his car).

George made no comment whatsoever.

Friday, November 23, 2007

Fur Real it's Friday!

It's a happy day for our furry friends! today is Fur Free Friday.

Do your part for your furry counterpart, get yourselves along to Beverly Gardens Park (North side of Santa Monica Blvd at Rodeo Drive) Today 23rd November between 11-12 and stand up for silent family members.

For further information click here.

Has the Moss set in?

Normally when we look upon Super Model Kate Moss, she looks like it takes absolutely no effort at all to look beautiful.

Although it would seem this picture contradicts this. (perhaps it's the copious amounts of charlie she has consumed over the years).

And reports suggest she has still not made up with Ex BFF actress Sienna Miller! for full story click here

Mule regret it!

The Queen of England's granddaughter Zara Philips and her hubby, Rugby player Mike Tindall, Looked positively shocking at the Red Cross Ball in London.

It would seem that line dancing is back! It's Billy Ray Cyrus and Dolly Parton people.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Spin City!

So called surgeon Dr Jan Adams,who performed surgery on Kanye West's mom walked off the Larry King Live show.

In the interview he said he came to speak out, amidst rumours in the press, then contradicts himself by telling Larry, that he wants to respect the wishes of the family and keep quiet!.

It's funny, call me cynical, but surely he had this epiphany before the show went to air?, so why did he sit there and give this speech?. (Trying to spin it?.)

Well, I'll tell you he wants your sympathy, he wants you to think he is the good guy, well that certainly remains to be seen, and I don't feel this interview helped him in anyway shape of form.

Wait-er Minute Britney!

Lonely troubled pop singer Britney Spears has a new boyfriend!.

You would like to think this is a good idea, someone to love her, and to put her back on the path of greatness, (You would think).

Brit-ster was seen at the Mirabella restaurant in L.A visiting her new love interest, nope he's not the owner, or the manager he's a waiter named Michael Marchand!.

A source told Life and Style,

"Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after. They were being discreet. Forty five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming. He made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars."

Life and style reports that the couple met in November at the restaurant

"Their chemistry was immediate. He’s very turned on by her," Since then, the two have had at least one date at Brit’s mansion. "They’re always texting each other,"

When Life and Style asked Michael Marchand about their romance, he said, smiling,

"I can’t talk about that right now."
(No he can't, he's thinking about his 15 minutes of fame and the money rolling in,).

It smells of cheese ball Kevin Federlin all over again!, just another pond life after some action.

Something fur Christmas Sir!

Actress Christina Applegate, has joined the anti-fur campaign with Peta.

Christina is urging people not to buy their loved one's fur for Christmas, and to purchase faux fur.

The mass slaughter of beautiful animals still goes on in what is deemed to be a civilised society.

It's about time the Ignorant were educated make them sit through footage of copious animals being slain, and see the sheer terror and pain in their eyes!, (People that wear fur suck ass).

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Pretty in Pink!

The legendary boxer that is Iron Mike Tyson, recently handed himself into Maricopa County Jail. aka Tent City!, reported to be America's hardest prison.

Mike was ordered to do 24 hours bird, after he was caught by the police in Arizona, the charge, Cocaine on his dashboard. (looks like he took the fall for his wheels).

Mike was made to wear pink handcuffs pink socks and pink underwear, (sounds more like camp S & M to me).

Mike still looked all man even in pink! and always remember if you mess with Mike he'll eat ya for breakfast! ( Ear anyone?).

Little rhyme for you Mike:

In prison you get coffee

In prison you get tea

In prison you get everything except the f**king key!

One last thing, why did Iron Mike have to do the full 24 hours bird? when Lohan, and Ritchie did jack!?.

Snow Joke!

Amy Winehouse has been caught by the Sun Newspaper powdering her nose, again!, (she's getting ready for Christmas is all).

Amy is getting thinner by the day, her true love is in jail for a crime he didn't commit, (sounds like the A-Team).

It is well documented that Amy has a drug and alcohol problem, It's quiet obvious the stress is getting to her more and more without hubby Blake Fielder-civil being by her side.

Word is her new track will be "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas!".

Driving Miss Britney!

Well would you Adam and Eve it! Britney has a driver, (The crowd goes wild).

Brit had a judge rule that she may not drive with her children in the car, (let's face it's not a bad idea).

So, I know your asking yourselves what kind of trouble can she get up to now? watch this space.

On a personal note! there is nothing I would like more than to see Britney show everyone just how talented she is, and show the scumbag Federline that she is the reason he isn't working at Burger King!.

If you ever need a cuddle Brit! we are here for you, oh! and we have candy too.

Beaver Feaver!

Singer Christina Aguilera's pregnancy seems to have made her forgetful!.

The Sultry diva was snapped by the Sun Newspaper, showing her morning glory, (is it never drafty in Hollywood?).

Is there some benefit that we mere mortals don't understand, to being caught with your draws down?, or missing in most celeb cases!.

Or is it that their talent lay downstairs, and the panties block the force?. (I bet Darth Vader never wore pants either).

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

I'll get you my pretty!

Decades after the wizard of oz finished filming the cute green Munchkins received their star on the Hollywood walk of fame!.

Seven of the original cast members were graced at the presentation of the star!.

"I don't think were in Kansas anymore Toto!" (Nope were in Satan's armpit, I mean England).

And that mean old witch has taken your ball! (Grrr Woof woof!)

Messing About!

Speechless!(The sound of crickets ensue).

Holy crispy numb-nut burger! what was actress Debra Messing on when she decided to wear a 6 man tent?.

I realise rehab is a fashion statement these days, although I had no idea that everyone must be off their face, when they throw on their togs for the day.

Ground crew at LAX must have been confused when they gazed upon 'big birds cousin'.

A stylist, a stylist Debra's kingdom for a stylist!.

Are you pulling my leg?

I keep reading conflicting reports over the animal campaign for Viva that Heather Mills is fronting!.

People keep quoting that Heather knew nothing about the giant ad that reads "You haven't got a leg to stand on".

Heather who has a prosthetic leg was fully aware and sources say it was her idea! and knowing Heather I'm pretty sure it was.

Heathers woes are getting worse however, when it comes to the divorce between herself and Sir Paul McCartney, after the tirade of rants she has thrown out all over the media, (like some giant seagull just followed through all over the free world.)

Reports say Paul is so incensed by the allegations from heather he has shrunk his offer of 50 million pounds to a mere 7 million! Oops.

Well that has to be the most expensive publicity ever, and for it to only come straight back and bite you in the ass. (like Mike Tyson wanting lunch!).

You think she will learn? doubt it!.

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