Friday, March 21, 2008

L.A.M.B to the slaughter!

Liverpool's Andriy Voronin and his wife Yulia stepped out on Thursday looking................... well let's just say, we know it's a jungle out there but damn!!

The Soccer striker Andriy seems oblivious to the fact that his wife was about to pounce.

A word to the wise Yulia, just because it's L.A.M.B and you can afford it, doesn't mean you should wear it, you look like road kill.

Less is more people, less is more.


Stripped Spice!



Spice girl Mel B, aka Melanie Brown was snapped, looking hooker-luscious on Thursday, in Hollywood.

Mel's looking good, however after spotting the money hanging out of her pants, we feel that the Spice girls can't pay that well.

Spears Basement!



Looks like once fallen pop princess Britney Spears, is back on the road to recovery well and truly.

It seems Britney is focused and is going to open her own dance studio.

A source close to Brit Brit said:

"It will be right near Millennium, her favorite dance studio in the Valley,"

"And she plans to call it The Basement."


So happy for you Brit Brit, Now just stay away from ferret faced arse faces, and maybe find yourself a nice chap.

Monday, March 17, 2008

Mucca Tuckered Out!



Ah! the battle rages on for the ever so demure Lady Mucca, aka Heather Mills.

After this mornings battle in the courts, Heather was still spitting feathers even after winning nearly 25 millions pounds,(not to mention the child maintenance school and nanny fees)We guess when you were after 125 million pounds, its a smack in the chops with a windy kipper.

Heather is now going to appeal and re-entering the wild arena of the law courts, although she states this appeal is to keep court documents private.

Heather stated that it costs 17 thousand pounds for her and daughter Beatrice to travel first class, and that perhaps Beatrice will have to travel B class now (17 grand!?!? how about you both travel B class Heather, and give the money to charity? nah! didn't think so)

Heather will be sending in an assistant to raise the appeal with the courts tomorrow morning, we can't wait!

I wonder if Sir Pauls at home sipping on a cold tall glass of the old Rats milk, ya think?

Saturday, March 8, 2008

Strike a pose......




A behind the scenes look of our favorite Spicer,the ever eccentric Victoria Beckham's Vogue shoot!

Tres chic!

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Wanted Assassin!



Sexy actress Angelina Jolie' latest movie Wanted, also starring James McAvoy, and the always truly magnificent Morgan Freeman (It's all in the voice)

Here's a little peep at it people, we defo want to see this.

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Emme and Max!



Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez have named their beautiful new twins Emme and Max!

The twins were born at a Long Island hospital on February 22, Emme weighed 5lbs 7oz who was born 15 minutes before her younger brother Max who weighed in at 6lbs.

We're so happy for you, oh! and Jen please stop with the fur wearing, show your compassionate side, now your a mommy.

A Smile and a Coke?



Ex Atomic Kitten singer Kerry Katona, is back on coke reports The News of the world.

Kerry who had a drug problem in the past, is now shovelling snow once more, according to a source close to the ex singer, not only that, but she is also four months pregnant.

Kerry was quoted as saying "It's OK - you can wean the baby off the coke afterwards.

"It's only booze that can cause serious damage."

A source said “Kerry has been taking cocaine throughout this pregnancy. I know because I have seen her taking it. It is so sad but she is addicted and in denial.

"She is spending more than £100-a-day on coke. Her friends have tried to tell her the harm she is doing to herself but she just won't listen."

She added: "I just pray this baby is OK. At New Year Kerry held a party and by then she was showing that she was pregnant, but she was still openly doing cocaine.

"She offered it to her friends, saying: 'Do you want a line?' You went upstairs with her to her bathroom and she had a bag of cocaine.

"Kerry tipped it out and made lines and then snorted it up her nose. I wasn't shocked, I know what she's like, all her friends know what she's like."

Seems like someone needs to be further educated in the field of narcotics don't ya think?

I just hope and prey this is nothing but a vicious rumour.

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